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Thoughts to Ponder...
the Deep Questions of Life
This is it -- the philosophical Mecca you've sought all your life.
Note that we provide the questions; but not much in the way of answers...
Exclusive!
NASA
Suppresses Photos of Proof of Life on Mars!
In this exclusive photo, suppressed by evildoer engineers at NASA, we have
conclusive proof that there is, indeed, life on Mars -- not to mention
hamburgers.
Exclusive!
NASA's Cover-Up of
Aliens on the Moon!
In this stunning blow-up from a photograph of Copernicus crater on our
moon, we've found incontrovertible evidence that, yes -- we have
been visited by aliens! Another NASA cover-up? Draw your own
conclusions...
Exclusive!
Saddam Hussein's
First Words After Capture!
Our staff just happened to be in the right
place at the right time for this one... read for yourself the very first
words spoken by Saddam Hussein after his inglorious capture by Coalition
troops.
Exclusive!
Saddam
Hussein Discusses Legal Deal! Will He Beat the Courts?
Call him slime with a shine, call him a heartless dictator and insult his
nose, deplore his fame as a playing card super-star -- but Saddam knows
his rights. Here he is, in our exclusive scoop, already discussing a
legal deal. Will he beat the system? Who knows...
Exclusive!
Saddam Hussein
Applies For MediCare!
Hey, this guy knows how to work the system, for sure. Apparently
under the Bush Administration's new MediCare bill, he's eligible...
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